TERE BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 5000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh baat suno. Mera bhai, jaise, ab English hi bolta hai. Bahutawesome. But now he wants to be a international man. He says, "Ab toh Russian chaiye." I told him, "Bhai, do saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "Russian chaiye bhai! Mere ko toh yeh samajh nahin aata! ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataounko? Help! English Sikoor K